Good Week For...
Missing the 5:15, after Bulgarian mass-transit authorities began screening soft-core porn movies at a station in Sofia “to take [passengers’] minds off the cold and to pass the time while waiting for a bus.”

Bad Week For...
The future of the species, after a survey of 1,000 American women found that most valued their favorite clothes more than sex, and would gladly abstain for 15 months in exchange for an entire new wardrobe.

[stolen from The Week's website]